you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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