yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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