Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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