I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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