I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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