Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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