Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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