Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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