You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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