Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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