i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
