Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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