Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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