But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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