Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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