But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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