It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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