I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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