Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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