i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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