??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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