belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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