That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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