I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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