My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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