did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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