At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I want a musical about memes.
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