When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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