i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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