If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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