Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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