once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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