I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just forgot I was standing up.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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