the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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