Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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