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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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