I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
