Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hate all girls vehemently.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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