I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i drank out of a bidet.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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