Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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