Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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