What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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