Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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