Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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