Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
