awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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