Welp...herpes.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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