Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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