You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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