six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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