OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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