YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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