I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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