a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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