I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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