Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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