This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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